Liriano

Interesting article on Liriano.
http://ww3.startribune.com/blogs/christensen/2008/07/17/agent-says-union-will-investigate-twins-handling-of-liriano/?location_refer=Homepage:6

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Maria Sharapova......never heard of her before.

THE POWER OF THE STACHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I would like to say congratulations to the 2008 champion, Crows. It was an absolute honor and privilege to manage you throughout this championship run and you all made me so proud. You all did exactly what I said in my pregame speeches per batum. You all played within yourselves, you put the team first, and when the games were on the line everyone one of you came through and put out your best, and did it with smiles on your faces, totally awesome! From Grand slams to diving stabs in the field. The Crow Nation is a proud nation today! The Demons of yester are gone, the King of the mountain is back on top! Everything went exactly as planned, from the sweet looking mustaches to the celebritory fireworks after the deal was sealed. How often in life do things go as planned? for me not often, last night however, it did, enjoy it boys we earned it. How many more times in life are our buddies going to come together and be the best as a unit and win a championship? (probably 30). Savor it fellas, you have earned the right to call yourselves champions. I will allow the mustaches to be shaven, as I am sure most of you already have, but remember that was only 1/3 of what we want to accomplish. There is Zimmerman this weekend and a fall ball championship to win, so take this next couple of days to celebrate this great accomplishment with friends and family, then this weekend it's back to work. WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS!! CAWWW CAWWW CAWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Champions

PLAYOFF NIGHT!!!!!

Good day Crow nation. Tonight is the night we rid ourselves of past demons. Tonight is the night we shine. Tonight is the night we ring that championship bell, DING MOTHER F#@$*&% DONG! Now for those of you who question why I have not sent out a "raw, raw" pep talk today; it is because on playoff days I feel it is completely counterproductive to give a rousing pep talk before the game. There are no big games, as you are not playing the other team but the ball and the ball doesn't know it is a big game. I feel that coaching Softball is different, then let's say Football, I have the fear in Softball of coming to amped up and if we try to play harder we will get out of rhythm and perform worse which is why I said yesterday we must play within ourselves and put the team first. Now, I would like to see EVERYONE at headquarters by 5:45 for a quick pregame meeting, then off too ANOKA for a championship run. Remember three things: Mustaches, plenty of water, and the "PUCK!".

Comedy

Stumbled across this...
It's ok if you have some time to waste:
http://www.theworldofisaac.com/2008/07/10-funniest-will-ferrell-movie-scenes.html

Arkansas antics

In leui of a Coaches Corner (since none was submitted today), here is something to fire ya up...
Arkansas Antics.

*Don't screw this up damn it. *

Coaches corner- The Playoffs!!

Good day Crow Nation. This is a Huge week for our ball club, League playoffs followed by the Zimmerman tourney. I said when I toke this position that the collapse of last season and the slide of this one will continue to be with the team until we win a championship and WE WILL bring another championship back to the Crow nation, well, now it's TIME, Time to ring that championship bell , DING F%&*#@# DONG. I also said Playing hard is not about hitting hard or running with speed. Its about when the game is on the line and you play with everything you go. You play your very best. Remember this Crows, play within ourselves, do our jobs, and put the "TEAM" first. A few years ago this organization paid tribute to the late Kirby Puckett by wearing the #34 on their chest, let us again remember "Puck", lets play fundamentally sound ball and let's play it well and with a smile on our faces, God bless Kirby, lets represent him once again when we take the field this week. In closing, Crows, take it easy the next couple days, make sure we show up to our first game strong and focused. A wise man once told me "If you expect to soar with the eagles during the day, you can't hoot with the owls at night." So let's take this, not one game at a time, not even one inning at a time, let's take this one at bat, one fly ball, one line drive, or even one pitch at a time. We will show this country what Crow ball in all about. DON'T FORGET YOUR PLAYOFF MUSTACHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Golf is such a cool sport