Friday, October 3, 2008

Vikes

Found this on espn.com, bill simmons...
Pretty much sums up Troy Williamson The Sequel.

Falcons (+7) over PACKERS
These teams aren't as far apart as you might think. Even last week, during a seemingly predestined defeat in Carolina, the Falcons would have been right there if their receivers hadn't had a case of the dropsies. Which reminds me, here's my Dropsies All-Star Team through four weeks: Bernard Berrian and Andre Johnson (starting WRs); Daniel Graham (starting TE); everyone on Atlanta and Tennessee (backups); Ben Watson (injured reserve); and every fullback. Berrian has to be the MVP. I'd love to see a game show where he tries to catch various things -- keys, babies, Jell-O, pop flies, knives, you name it. If you're ever holding a baby and leaning out of a burning building and Bernard Berrian says, "Throw the baby, throw it to me," I implore you to explore other alternatives.

New day

Stumbled across this new site, it's funny stuff:
http://www.theworldofisaac.com/2008/10/nfl-players-officials-and-wags-as-south.html

This is always good:
http://www.theworldofisaac.com/2008/05/10-best-booties-in-beach-volleyball.html

This is just interesting:
http://www.signonsandiego.com/sports/nfl/20080921-9999-1s21list.html

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

One more time, Crows.

There is the story about the three chinamen playing Fantan and this guy runs up to them and says, "Hey, the world's coming to an end" and the first one says,"Well, I best go to the mission and pray," and the second one says, "Well, hell, I'm gonna go and buy me a case of Mezcal and six whores," and the third chinamen says "Well, I'm gonna sit right here and finish the game." I shall finish the game, WE will finish the game Crows, one more step, one more night, one more championship. Fellas, we have a chance to put together the most decorated season in Crows franchise history, with the summer championship, 2nd place in Zimmerman, the fall regular season championship, and now the fall Play-offs. The beauty of it Crows, is we don't have to change a thing, we are easily the most intelligent, talented, hungry, team in this league, just do what we do and put WE before me, and stay loose, and make sure we are all at the ball park ready to play Crow ball. As you already no this is the last week of the 2008 season so let's end it on a championship note. This city needs a "pick-up" after the Twins let down and a Crows championship would do it! Let's ring that championship bell one more time, "DING MOTHER F*&#ing DONG!"

Pic


Look how close this bad boy came from popping out?!?!?!? Stupid AJ

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Thome

Thome sucks..
Let's look at this instead:



163

It all comes down to tonight....Screw you AJ, you're going down!!
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2008/writers/john_donovan/09/30/donovan.game163/index.html

Monday, September 29, 2008

Big Game Baker


BGB for short...





Much better talking about a possible division champion than discussing anything purple related:
http://www.startribune.com/sports/twins/29870509.html?elr=KArksLckD8EQDUoaEyqyP4O:DW3ckUiD3aPc:_Yyc:aULPQL7PQLanchO7DiUX