The coach speaks....

Via Carney:
Good Morning Crow Nation, what a great day to be a Crow's Fan. Stop the Panic - stop searching - start playing ball, see the ball hit the ball, catch the ball throw the ball, if you want to hit a double hit a double, its a simple game. How many runs did we score in our loss - that was the most embarrassing game of the season - unacceptable run production - he's gonna throw it underhand hit it. Some are concerned about winning this league as we are off to a 2-2 start - yes we are more than capable of being 4-0 - even Zog knows this, and as to whether or not we win out that is up to 12 to 15 individuals aka The Young Crows. I know we are not a .500 ball club, heck, once again we out talent every team in this league, get it together - each and every one of ya, especially the ones that were constantly chirping in my ear last week. Its a new day in Crow Land

And yes I have been distracted but you guys need to show up ready to play, the EC told me we would talk contract at end of summer season and secure the future of Coach Carney for many great years to come. This has not happened and the EC obviously thinks it is of no importance as to avoid all efforts I have made to contact them. Upper management is a ruthless bunch - I cannot believe how they see fit to run this squad. Frankly, I was shocked to learn of the ways of upper management within the Crow Nation - I cannot go into details so don't ask. After learning of this debauchery I feel it imperative to sign a long term coaching job as to ensure the YC is ran in an appropriate manner and the players are treated fairly, cause a happy ball player is a productive ball player. Also, I am selling my 33% of this squad (serious inquiries only) as to the fact if we keep empowering Zog and Billy and letting them control the destiny of the YC by themselves I fear it will be sunk like that of an ocean liner or a Chinese junk.

And another thing, I am disgusted with the way we entered 2007 summer playoffs and the the lack of showing for districts. If its not a priority for all its not a priority for everyone. We play the season so we can play in the playoffs and win championships, championships damn it. Yes Zog, if we don't lose a game in the playoffs we would win all of our and games and win a championship.

Bernie - yeah you will show up but you'll be barefoot with socks in tote showing as first pitch is thrown, bet you don't show up for work like that, maybe next time you can win your debate with Blue, how many more guys does that blue need to sit down before we get it
Arkansas - as commissioner of a lesser league you better care about the kids who have the Cardinal across their chests, you owe me beers at HQ asap (beers meaning plural) 30 minutes of your time - hell you might even enjoy it, please replace the stache picture, I will not ask nicely again.
DC - possible Fall Ball MVP candidate, concentrate on individual successes within team concepts and strategies, keep up the great play
Kyle - one of the few who I'm not pissed off at - Thank You very much, your a real pleasure to manage, oh so your done making crazy great catches - okay whatever
Pelkey - take a number and that blue got you just like he's gotten other legends
Bo - take a number and zog needs the stat book that you had, So Bo you'd like to become a member of the CY, very interesting, maybe even give you #26
Class Of - how many at bats you got this season, 11:30 curfew - whatever, good call
Jegs - you best settle, I'm seeing the lava start to bubble and some volcano activity, real fun coaching these slugs eh, when was your last assist maybe you don't need to bait so long on some of these ludes - just trying to help
Zog - I'm not a believer in the scrap anymore, get it together lude. Joey Juneau - what would he think of the way you carry yourself, I won't be fooled again, the team needs stats and so does Coach
Coolage - so you think it fine to let the Crow take a backseat now that your coaching football, what do you run out of intensity at 7:30? You and zog on the list of considerations
Wilkey - are you ever gonna show at HQ. Was this summer the first time in union history where your job was easy - thought so. You should look into moving back into your old hood and having A-rod at national. Give me one Brian Harper
Gunner - some are questioning me right now but 'm questioning everyone and especially your moonlighting with other teams, keep your stress down - oh have you seen Esperum play RF
Esperum - sweet Vette - mid-life crisis eh. Great having you on this squad - and oh by the way was it over your shoulder - questioning balls and strikes into the next inning - THATS MY JOB, get some assists as our left side seems cold
Tell - its official your chicken to play a round of golf with me. All I do is give and give and give and you give nothing back - it SUCKS. In town for eight days - whatever lude
The Brock - don't let Zog steer you onto my bad side. Your grunt is great when you hit it out of field #1 but not so great on a can of corn. I have noticed you play with great effort - bet your teammates have yet to notice as all they care about is themselves - Welcome To The Jungle Brock - let that punk Rosie know Joe Schmidt was the best Mn. will ever have, even though he sold out.
Treats - Winslow is the best kept secret in the league. positions are starting to get real tight and players are settling in, thought you might like to know
Randy - when can I hang with ya Old Style Homie? You should listen to some of these guys these days, I thought zog was gonna be my rock - he's more of a sail - sure miss havin ya around
Goodwin - Are you playin or what? I need an update on your broken hand and possibly medical records to clear your absences.
Showoff - bet your changing a lot of diapers - Nascar drivers can get 4 tires, fuel, and a drink in roughly 15 seconds,
Pipp - Good luck with your MMA Card at the Fargo Dome, can you believe some of these guys, don't they know yet they need to bring intensity, fire, passion and a winning mindset on their own, can't put it in can't take it out.
Jim - somebody said you signed, if this is the case you are being fined per game absence.