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Via Carney:

Good afternoon Crow Nation, what a Great day to be a Crow's Fan, not so good for our fellow major minnesota sports teams as they all seem to be in major crisis (Wild exluded but y no playoffs. I am livid about our emotionless - stoic - unproven - never been in the heat of battle (its obvious) or called your own plays in a game b4 coming here, head coach Chili - hes not wearing #44 or doing anything to help this team evolve into champions - stop calling this idiot Chili, he's lost, no clue, no control, no impact, JV is a better fit. Our twins situation parralles domino's, slinky, polio, this is a horrible, I've been persecuted for far less than JV. I'm gonna turn all this negative pissed off energy into a positve champion run tommorrow at the Creek - negatives into positives thats how I'm rolling. Favre doing it at our house - fu NFL schedulers. Sorry #44 our dumbass organization thought it appropiate to put you into the Ring on such a bitter day and a sea of green - what were they thinking - I guess not thinking was and is the case here, Thanks George

Breaking News - As the major franchises are representing this state in such a poor fashion - Governor Pawlenty, and the best, Rosie have lobbied very hard to the YC to set a prototype that all major Mn. teams could follow and basicly copy like a 2nd grader. They convinced The YC the best way to keep positive Mn. sport morale would be for the Young Crows to be renamed The Minnesota Young Crows. Young Crow's let put this state on our backs (similar to Puck in 91') and win this championship and restore not only the YC but show all these other smucks how a major league organization is run. Ladies and Gentleman your Minnesota Young Crows (Casey) We need three tommorrow lets get four, Caw Caw Caw
No mercy tommorrow, The state is counting on us, we only agreed to be called the Minnesota Young Crow's for one night.
I'm going into tomorrow all pissed off, you do what you need to just make sure your fired up and ready to play YC ball like youv'e never played before, If we give up one run thats one run to many.