Carney speaks

Via Carney:

Good Morning Crow Nation, what a great day to be a Crow's FAN, so sick of candy, does anyone know who migrated to and settled early in anoka, this added TO why they call themselves the Halloween Capitol of the World, very interesting? Outside of more tooth rot all is well. Special thanks to Brocko as me and #12 got to enjoy the fruits of his labor at the Wild game and meet Tino Literri and broinlaw, what a sweet setup Alary's has not to mention all the long lost homies you see there.

Mr. Mark - still waiting on your wants (notice they were not needs Zog) A happy and content coach is a coach who's ready to contribute big picture - what were Joey and Will for trick or treats? Shake and Bake

Bernie - how's the 3 year old skating? Miss J playing hoops or what? Expectations are high for those kids as thay are more than capable.
Jim - I must have your doctors #, no lazy rehab on the YC's watch
Arkansas - big game tonight homie, enjoy and may the Crow be with you and the Huskie nation
Hags - I expect your familia to get YMCA memberships, this is not a request.
Kyle - few things I need from you, 1st being you rehab and strengthen the lower back - this is mission critical, 2nd being winterize the HOG
Gunner - of all the games to miss Fall Championship - okay I'm over it. Winter conditioning program? Also, the YC is working very closely with Crest for a TV commercial spot for you. Thanks for sharing your octoberfest trip - jerk
Zogger - love how you manage from afar - this tactic only works because i'm letting it. What was Little Z for halloween - thinking tigger, the most wonderful thing about tigger is i'm the only one. Godfather update please
Ballgame - how did the football squad finish? Offseason conditioning - more concerned here about cardio. The Cardinal is strong and so is the Crow. Jerry says he wants to give $1500.00 you get $2,000
Wilkey - still shaking my head due to the fact on your Andover Huskie Hockey website you have a St. Cloud Huskie - enough said , thank you for your accountability - darn it I missed your restitution at the Creek. "http://andover.pucksystems2.com/page/show/
JKelly - Any dance recitals lately, 4 hour show to watch 10 minutes of your own kids (uncle dave has been there done that 4 shows) May the Crow be with you. Is the boat off the river, if not we should\n have a party like the Vikes did - I'm Smoot
Pipp - I'm not gonna lie, I missed you this Fall, we go way back Pipp, If you agree I'm taking over as your agent. Do you know anything about the mostly female group that searched out and settled in Anoka early times? Say hello to the young homies from the YC.
Espy - you got everything we look for and then some in a player, no worries as Head of softball operations I am working on this and will find a viable solution, still waiting on a ride in the Vette, that joke was awesome - if the average male puts 90 miles a year on his feet I think I do about 500 or so if not more
Treats - hoping hockey is well, would love to sit down and wrap about how to motivate these kids into becoming students of the game as well as having a lust for winning.
Ragnar - didn't know you were the vikes mascot on Sundays, can you make it Nov. 11. People outside of our clubhouse are telling me this team is in chaos, obviously I am blind to this or not included in the loop, whats going on here - let me guess class of 91' silliness\
Brocko - Wilkey said this best several months ago, "I love the new blood, they come in all fired up and ready to play" Only topic I want you concerned with is playing ball and maximizing your skills,talents, abilities. No soap opera jazz for you, what a asset.
Josh - Your Wild slumbuster, national televised game hats were awesome - few can pull off something of this nature, seems so easy and natural for you - why is this, its in your blood - gamer
DC - I am so curious as to where the fall stats are, i know i know numbers can be skewed and achieved at the teams expense, and lets not forget about situation, numbers can lie but mostly they are reliable, Zogger i'm all jacked up on mountain dew, i'm about ready to go spyder-monkey on your ___. anarchy anarchy i don't know what\n it means but i like it.
Caw Caw Caw, who's got a funny?