Tuesday, September 18, 2007

MAJOR PRESS RELEASE

The Young Crows, and the Crows franchise would like to welcome David Carney, as permanent head coach.

David Carney has just accepted a contract extension through the year 2012, with incentives that could ultimately have him in control of the team until 2037.

In this role, Coach Carney will be responsible for day to day operations, including player personel, front office executive decisions, as well as on the field duties. He has full power to appoint himself a staff as he sees fit, to put together a winning and fun attitude both on and off the field.

Please join us, the Crows Executive Committee, in welcoming Coach Carney with a 3 caw salute:

CAW!!! CAW!!!!! CAW!!!!!


Reaction from Coach Carney:
"On behalf of the Young Crows and everything that is good about sport I accept the role of Head Coach for a guaranteed 5 years with incentive 5 years per every championship not to exceed 30 years. I frimly believe the job of a coach is to give every YC a chance to enjoy this game and maximize their skills, talents, it will be a joy to watch you all soar to new Crow heights. I know the true strength of a team lies within each player, not the coach or GM. I promise we will be as good as each and every one of you's combined efforts. Heck, we might even have one or two practices all next year."

2 comments:

Arkansas #8 said...

Well done DC.
Well done.

Brocko said...

Now if that's not cause for a few Budweisers at HQ, well, then I don't know what is.

I'll buy the 1st round!!

brocko