Coach Carney wasted no time in making his first "official" move as head of Softball Operations with the Crow Franchise. This is how Coach Carney operates, quickly and efficiently.
The Young Crows, and the Crows franchise would like to welcome David "Brocko" Brockman, to a 30 year contract, effective immediately.
As the contract states,
"I, David “Brocko” Brockman, accept the role as player, and whatever else Coach Carney deems me to do, with the Young Crows of the Crows franchise, for the next 30 years. I agree to give up any and all of my offspring (those that I am aware of, and those that I am not yet aware of) to the 3rd and 4th generation Crows. This includes summer ball, fall ball, and winter ball, if Coach Carney sees it necessary for me to work on my game over the winter. It also includes one Zimmerman tournament (or tourney of Coach Carneys preference) per year.
I also agree to sing one song everytime the Crows are out, and there is an open Karoke machine."
the Crow Organization could not be more excited in the signing of this highly touted free agent.
Brocko's official response:
"I, therefore, the Representative of the United States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge (EC) of the Crows for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of the Crow Nation, solemnly publish and declare, That these united Crows are, and of Right ought to become one, and that I am Absolved from all Allegiance to any former softball clubs, and that all political connection between them and the Crow Nation, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Crow, I have full Power to Run, Catch, Hit, and establish a work ethic unto no other, and to do all other Acts and Things which Coach Carney may behest upon me. — And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of Divine Providence, I mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes, and our sacred Honor, for we are Crows, isn’t that enough? --Brocko"
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Welcome Dave (aka Siv). You have made a favorable first impression with your effort, skill, god given talent, and know how of this game. You have set a high level of expectation for yourself. You bring a level of intensity that few posses (9800 rpm), and a winning mindset regardless of game situation - We are fortunate to have you in the YC clubhouse for 30 - now go get after it
Brocko...welcome to the team! As a recent signee I would like to say you have made a wise decision! Karaoke tonight anyone?
missed u tonight Hags at karaoke, I did not sing - cuz I can't, however, I did have a request that was sung by a great female vocalist
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